Connorisms part 2

• Get your hands out of the potty!
•  After listening to Aiden cry because he had his shots Connor goes "We need to call the Doctors so they can tell Aiden sorry."
• To any minor problem: "I'm sorry mommy!"
• "Talk to me zombie. Mommy he needs to talk." 
•  I put aiden down he started crying Connor looked at me grunted and said " Mommy pick up your baby he's crying!"
• Me trying to get Connor to brush his teeth "Hunny you need to brush your teeth or they'll fall out." Connor "But Mommy I want them to fall out so I can put it in a bag and the tooth fairy will come and bring money." 
• At a party yelling as loud as he could "Everybody! Look over here!"
• Opening the door to each person coming to the house for said party " Welcome to the Christmas party!".
• Woman at the store sees I'm trying to exit the isle and not so subtly pushes her cart so that it blocks the exit Connor looks at her and then the baby in the cart and exclaims" You forgot you baby!"

Connorisms part 1

• Put Connor in a tank top and he looks at me rubs his arm and says: Mommy I can't wear this my arms are to long!
•  ME: Hey get Santa out of your mouth! 
•  Me: Connor what flavor cake do you want for your birthday?
  Connor: Cranberry!
• I dreamt that mommy was delivering pizza and had donuts on her head!
•  Was at the store and this guy cut me off and I had to go around him to get out. As I passed him Connor went sorry! Next aisle the guy does it again and Connor goes excuse you! I keep a straight face and said no hunny its excuse me. I quickly leave the aisle and start laughing. Nice how kids can get away with something you would not be able to and yeah thought the words!
• Connor was trying to get daddy's attention  so I say: Connor say the magic word. He looks at me and says magic word? I nod he runs off and starts saying well magic words lol.
• When seeing any child: Is that my friend? 
• What he calls Aiden: My Aiden! 
• Me tell me a story : Connor there was a dinosaur pirate that ate  mot meat. Mot meat is made from tumbleweeds cooked using a feather.

Morning

I'm getting ready to go to the Doll and Bear show so this will be short very short. I start training for the new instrument on Monday the big thins that sucks is yes I do not get a raise. There being really stingy there right now. I mean my friend is leaving and there not replacing her! And this is now the 4th person they have not replaced! Its going to get to a point that were going to have difficultly getting stuff out. Ok that's it just enjoy my silly photos for the day!