Connorisms part 1

• Put Connor in a tank top and he looks at me rubs his arm and says: Mommy I can't wear this my arms are to long!
•  ME: Hey get Santa out of your mouth! 
•  Me: Connor what flavor cake do you want for your birthday?
  Connor: Cranberry!
• I dreamt that mommy was delivering pizza and had donuts on her head!
•  Was at the store and this guy cut me off and I had to go around him to get out. As I passed him Connor went sorry! Next aisle the guy does it again and Connor goes excuse you! I keep a straight face and said no hunny its excuse me. I quickly leave the aisle and start laughing. Nice how kids can get away with something you would not be able to and yeah thought the words!
• Connor was trying to get daddy's attention  so I say: Connor say the magic word. He looks at me and says magic word? I nod he runs off and starts saying well magic words lol.
• When seeing any child: Is that my friend? 
• What he calls Aiden: My Aiden! 
• Me tell me a story : Connor there was a dinosaur pirate that ate  mot meat. Mot meat is made from tumbleweeds cooked using a feather.